Hey everyone, this is my first post. I came to this website based on a friend's suggestion. I'm a mom who is having a little bit of an embarrassing issue--whenever I poop... well... it comes out the front. Does anyone else have this issue / know a resolution? I tried to contact my doctor but he seems to be vacation.

This is kind of a last ditch effort, sorry to bother everyone. Honestly, this has happened intermittently throughout my life, but only recently has bothered me because of how structured my sex life has become (twice a day at least). I really need help, my man can't know. 

Like this?

 

It's a little like that. If I'm being completely transparent, my husband thought it was lube once. 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Oh wait.... MY BAD! Welcome to KU!!!! 

When in doubt, twerk it out.

 

I thought I'd receive a little more sympathy. Really have enjoyed my neighborhood up until now, wanting support and prayers please. 

Have you considered that your vaginal tract is *actually* your rectum? Sexual education is great in America but sometimes you need a man to tell you what's what down there. You don't actually pee from the same place that you have sex, and you poo from your bumhole, not your vagina. Otherwise you might have ripped through and combined your bumhole and your vagina. 

I thought I'd receive a little more sympathy. Really have enjoyed my neighborhood up until now, wanting support and prayers please.?

Sounds like a shiitty situation. 

I have a strong man in my life, but he's too preoccupied with our sexual relations. He prefers the upper half of my body. Do you have any suggestions, Chey? 

Winning, I do hope you know that through immaturity, you are, in fact, NOT winning, you are losing. Thank you very much. 

Maybe you ought to shove a mirror down there during a poo? Idk about you but sometimes I feel like watching.. Make sure also that it's actually poo, it could be your period that's coming out of the front. 

Well if you think you're shatting out of your vag, you're the one losing. Good luck with your butt water. 

Could be hardened period stuff, my husband is a gyno he says sometimes front poops are just scabs of old period byproducts 

While I do have to admit that I have extensive experience with shoving things down there, I've never actually tried a mirror--not sure why that would help, but maybe I'll atttempt it! Should I take a straight-in sort of approach?

It is definitely poo. It's very solid (unless, obviously, I eat primarily liquids) 

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Should I take a straight-in sort of approach?



 

Not sure what you mean by the picture, but I'll take the prayers. Thank you 

Chey, should I stick my arm in and make sure there are no scabs? 

There once was a girl with front doo
She missed when she went to the loo
One night she got frisky
Her husband was tipsy
And now his johns covered in poo 

Chey, should I stick my arm in and make sure there are no scabs??

Go for the gold.

 

Chey, you know not what you do
When you comment on my loo
I hope you do pray
the bad feelings away
Even Jesus had to go poo 

Miranda, I would just pick them out as they come. If they're crispy then they're old period juice. Make sure to wash your hands! 

OMFG.....

KU LIVES!!!!!! 

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So this is a real problem? OMG! 

I call fraud on this post 

No doubt. Totally lame attempt at livening up KU. Next. 

Wish that were right, kind of unfortunate, but it's real. It's not as bad as you guys are making it, but very real. 

Better than what has been here for last few months...lol. 

Now I'm a gyno and I'd be willing to give you a personal exam ;) I'm sure together we can fix this problem right up. 

Sorry for you Miranda! Thinking doc visit till know what is going on...Good luck and let us know! 

I really appreciate the offer, would you be able to private message me and let me know what your phone number is? Maybe I'll come in for a consultation 

Yes, that sounds like a perfect solution. My schedule is as open as your legs. 

Nooooo! 

LULZ. Turd burglar! 

Well, if poo is coming out your front, maybe just use the back for lovemaking. win-win.

(I can't believe I'm even playing along) 

In all honesty, you may have a condition called rectovaginal fistula. Simply put, its when your bowel contents leak through the fistula, allowing gas and sometimes stool to pass through your vagina. I would go get this checked out IMMEDIATLEY. I'm worried for your health. 

I want to, the problem is that my doctor is out of town!!!! 

I can probably schedule you in for an appointment tomorrow. When is your earliest availability tomorrow? Your place or mine? 

Oh god