The neverending micturition competition between conservatives and liberals is really tiresome. It's like first graders arguing over who's mother has the sharpest scissors. Libs, just remember, arguing with a republican is like playing chess with a pigeon....it'll just knock over all the pieces, crap all over the board and strut around like it won. Give it up. 

Lmfao. You win the Internet for the day. So true.

Unfortunately, people who are apathetic about politics are what cause the pigeons to crap all over society. While the arguments are tiresome, they are somewhat important. Surely there's a more constructive way to do it though.