I was at the Bear Branch pool yesterday. I tried to sneak a quick pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me. He blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in. 

Whats wrong with you? I mean really, you don't pee in the pool. 

There's a reason pools have restrooms. 

I was at the Bear Branch pool yesterday. I tried to sneak a quick pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me. He blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

Get it, Get it...he almost FELL IN?

Ok....I don't care who you are...that right there is funny. 

Egad how old are you anyhow?
Why did you feel it was necessary to even post this childish thing?

And if you going to tell a dumb joke at least get it right....right?

I hate to admit it, but I finally got the joke..the joke was on me. 

Omg! That is hilarious! your jokes are the best. 

The first few times I read someone on Facebook post this as a status update I laughed. But then I started to find it funnier how many people still think it's a serious comment.

Do some people really see themselves as so superior that their first reaction is to show their disgust? There are a few people that are funny who post here but I wish more could learn to speak that language. 

That is absolutely hilarious. 

HAHAHAHA now that is funny.... thanks I needed that this morning! 

#1 reason I don't swim in the community pools.

Pee-Pee Pools 

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I chuckled 

I still don't get it? 

Comments on this are almost funnier than the joke! Jokes on YOU! LMAO 

Lol 

Seriously, though....the shallow end of the pool is generally considered the no peeing section.