..and I had to make my own sandwich... 

Yea Day - what gives - but maybe the odds are not that good.

Traveling from anywhere in the world to make a sandwich may be too much to ask.

But lets say there are about 40,000 females in the Kingwood area -

Of those about 30% are under 18, and they are not making a sandwich for anyone - that leaves about 28,000

About 10 % are over 65 - They only make sandwiches for grand kids - That leaves a touch over 25,000

In Kingwood 70% are married - and they stopped making sandwiches for men right after the honeymoon - that leaves about 7,500

Now about 80% of single women between 18 and 65 work full time outside the home - And they are way too tired for sandwich makin' - so we are down to about 1,500 single, non working, un-married possible sandwich makers in Kingwood -

You would think you could find one. 

so we are down to about 1,500 single, non working, un-married possible sandwich makers in Kingwood -

I don't think those are good odds.

Just go to Subway. 

Of those about 30% are under 18, and they are not making a sandwich for anyone -

such a sad commentary on the times we live in... 

AMDG, you got the math about right it seems. Guess we're just going to go hungry here in KW. 

you got the math about right it seems. Guess we're just going to go hungry here in KW.?

Don't feel too bad. You probably wouldn't want the sh*t sandwich you might get. 

No, we reserve that for pies only. 

Don't feel too bad. You probably wouldn't want the sh*t sandwich you might get.

True. KW isn't the best place to find classy women anyway. 

KW isn't the best place to find classy women anyway.


You're going to burn for that one. LOL 

All the classy women are married...

Their sandwiches are spoken for.

Their pie, too. ;) 

Their sandwiches are spoken for.

Their pie, too. ;)


My friend Snake would never let this double entendre dangle here for 13 hours... 

Tell your friend we miss him! 

Think how tough it is up in the ISS.