Once at a steakhouse after ordering a ribeye...instead of getting it rare like I always do, I ordered it medium rare just to see how the other side lived. Man, I felt so gay.

This is a safe place guys, just get it off your chest. 

And you did like it it, no? 

I wear heels a lot- oh, wait, I'm a girl.. 

Lol tat! 

Ok, ok....I once peed sitting down. But, I was drunk. 

Better than spraying all over for sure!!! 

Why more female response than the macho males? 

Once at a bar while traveling out of town with some friends, I ordered a scotch. Their top shelf included a Johnny Walker Black and a Laphroaig Islay 18 year. I ordered the JWB. I had no idea it was a blended malt and not a single malt. It was like the worst day ever. Don't judge me KU! 

Son's pup has a sissy bark, hope you do not,lol... 

I pee sitting down. For the years on the road, it helped to not turn on the light

Normal stuff for me. 

I vacuum. Also wash clothes, cook, and do dishes. 

i have been known to mow lawn... 

I made pancakes this morning using nothing but organic ingredients. I did get my morning beej shortly after that so I guess it evens out. 

Ok, ok....I once peed sitting down. But, I was drunk.

That's very gay Emp. I admit, I've been there too. But I started off standing. The seat just looked so comfortable so I just lowerd the seat and mounted it like a Harley instead of turning around. I used the back portion as an armrest to lay my head down. I might have done a bit more than just peeing, but I can't be sure - 'twas not my finest moment. 

and i shall now bow out as gracefully as possible... 

I did get my morning beej shortly after that so I guess it evens out.

Did you have to rub cat food on it to get Lil Whiskers to lick it?






Just kidding Woodersen. I had to go there. 

Ok, and this is really painful to admit, but I watched the WE channel once. 

You don't understand. It's one sexy effin cat. 

I will admit it, I like when my wife buys the really soft sheets you know the Egyptian kind and nice comforter. I also like taking long bads so I can read it's probably as gay as it comes but I admit it and don't judge me for it 

MUST NOT READ. IS A GUY THING (hopefully) hehehe 

Effin Goose... 

?I also like taking long bads so I can read it's probably as gay as it comes but I admit it and don't judge me for it?

You're not alone brother, do you like those scented candles too?

Guys, I thin we're really beginning to get in touch with our feelings here. 

I did use the word gaggle recently. Does that count? 

whatever mutton, you read every thread and post on every thread. Your name is always there. I don't care. But I you that you are one of the lop posters. 

Lighten up, Francis.

The implosion begins in 3... 2... 1... 

Yeah, but have the women peed standing up?
Some bars just aren't worth risking some butt disease.
And those flimsy paper shields don't do crap. Worthless! 

I am Dave, I blame the goose... 

I sense that Woody is really dealing with some serious emotional issues and could use some aroma therapy. 

You're not alone brother, do you like those scented candles too?

actually, I do. I like those candles that my wife brings home from Bath and Body Works I like the seasoned candles you get that smells apple pie or pumpkin pie I don't prefer the flower kind I like the kind of smells like food. 

those flimsy paper shields don't do crap. Worthless!

'tis one of the reasons I only poop at home. 

?I like the kind of smells like food.?

Bacon? 

I sense that Woody is really dealing with some serious emotional issues and could use some aroma therapy.




Pull my finger 

I will admit it, I like when my wife buys the really soft sheets you know the Egyptian kind and nice comforter.

Ummm...thread count? Do you not even think we wouldn't care? 

Even bacon dude. Bacon is awesome with everything. 

Really Warren, you can be so gossipy sometimes. Maybe Dave doesn't want to share that personal information.

Do these pants make my butt look big? 

Emp, a couple of days ago you asked if I was into dresses. I wasn't ready to admit then, but since this thread is a safe place, I think I'm ready to respond. I wouldn't say that I'm "into them", but I did wear one to work one day when I was in my late twenties.

Wait, wait, don't judge. The effort was good enough to earn me first place in a competition I wasn't even competing in. I was emceeing a Christmas party and didn't intend to compete, but evidently I look damn good in a dress, and it earned enough write-ins. Pleasing the crowd wasn't all fashion show and natural fabulousness, though. It turns out I'm more than just eye candy and didn't even know it. Half the effort was a result of doing a duet with one of my buddies. Neil Diamond and Barbara Streisand's "You Don't Bring Me Flowers", met its match that day. I earned "Best Legs" and "Best Butt" too. 

Warren I could care less about the amount of remarks on one thread. I'm talking about a day to day. Every time I log on I see muttons name. Just an observation. No harm intended again just an observation. 

Dude, I'm talking about thread counts of sheets.

Do you even...?

 

Dave, I go back to work on Monday so you don't need to worry sweetie...I do know for a newbie you been pretty busy, or are you a true newbie? 

Warren, I did that to a halloween party once.....loved the feel of panty hose.