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Just Ray

I joined this crazy place on 2008-06-15, 17 years ago.

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On here before as Ray for many years.Aw heck I am kinda bashful but I guess I can start so here goes..... I Ride a Goldwing and Triumph motorcycle. Well I am an incredibly handsome hunk a testosterone laden manliness.....sorry Ladies.........I am taken. My wife is so damn lucky. I am a professional yo-yoer... Having stunned audiences worldwide with my awesome displayes of athletic yo yo abilties, I have become a legend within the anals of yo yo dum.... On weekends I moonlight doing complex brain surgeries at Baylor, and for fun I do the occassional breast augmentation at the dixlextic institute for the anerexic. I am very consistent. If left alone I can sleep continuously for up to 12 hours.. Utilizing the pinto bean recipe I previosly posted, I have sucessful trained my sphincter's to play an entirely recognizable rendition of 'Whistling Dixie' along with the side benifit of tickling your nose hairs... I also like to solve simutaneously 3 rubics cubes at once. One simply bores me. I am wholely responsible for the financial collapse of 3 major banking institutions. I am very environmentaly conscious...I once went 37 days without a bath saving over 13,453 gallons of water. I have discovered the cure for earwax buildup, toe cheese elimination, dandruff, and crotchrot. In the process I have also found an excellent new salsa type of keso dip. I once completely remodeled Bush Airport on a lunch break, reducing wait times by half, and increasing efficiency by a factor of 4. I teach Russian immigrants ethnic slurs and finger solutes so that they may curse the Mexkin drivers right along with the rest of us. Recently I have also accepted the Checks, and a few french. I am an awesome cook. I can cook 3 minute oatmeal in 30 seconds, 5 minute rice in one. I am an accomplished builder, carpenter, metal worker and accomplished artist in Sheetrock mud figurines. Critics around the world swoon over my line of fur lined man-bras. Children trust my, dogs love me....and women swoon as I walk by......(its a curse) I can hurl full bottles of Henikens t small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once saved 343 people on an airliner (the day I remodeled at Bush Airport on my lunch break) by hitting a stuck landing gear and thus freeing the mechanism. I was yet awarded another medal of honor and the marksmanship award from the Heniken Hurling Society. Last week on a saturday I read the entire works of William Shakespeare and still had time to pressure wash my driveway. I have every items location in Wal Mart Atascocita committed to memory. Its aggravating as I still receive a call every now and then when they are looking for something they cannot find. I once knew what the meaning of life was but I met Fofa on here...... and then forgot. I have played guitar with the Beatles, gone 3 miles down in the ocean, seen 4 UFO's, and met Elvis. I can tile with the best of them, and my ceiling murals are to die for. I once single handily defended a Republican from a horde of angry liberals using only a rolled up Copy of Rush's Magazine and a tube of KY Jelly...Now you just have to imagine the rest as it really got ugly after that.... Normal laws for mere mortals do not apply to me. I breed prizewinning leeches in my aquariums, known the world over.. But enough about me. I could go on.. But I don't want to appear to brag... And on the rare occasion, I have posted maybe once or twice on this forum.

latest comments

Tv Antenna - 10 years ago

Hey Ya'll..... its been awhile. Does anyone here have an HDTV antenna instead of cable? I got a few questions to ask ya.. thx Ray

Spent last night in jail - 10 years ago

its a common mistake.

Dressing/Stuffing help! - 10 years ago

Mine goes like this...the order is how I get around to it..the end result is the same... [b]This is health food for the calorie conscience. This dish contains NO calories cuz you dont count them duri...

Clothes to be given away - 10 years ago

Take them to Purple heart, or better yet call them they will come get them. [b]That way they at least go to American VETERANS[/b] [b]no question that these are the most deserving folks for your...

Now for something important - 10 years ago

tired of the silly news today....this is way more important..... [img]http://www.crazywebsite.com/Website-Clipart-Pictures-Videos/Thanksgiving_Day/Animated_Happy_Thanksgiving_Text_Turkey-1.gif[/img...

Flood of illegal immigrants to pour into NYC schools - 10 years ago

Me, you and every other tax payer.

Mobile windshield repair in the Kingwood/Porter area? - 10 years ago

Yes, I have utilized Binswanger over on 1960. They do a damn fine job, and glass is their business.

Is anyone else experiencing - 10 years ago

Now this morning its loading just fine....hmmmmmmm [i]Big D --- 13 hours ago - quote - hide comments How do you do a speed test??[/i] Go here.....http://www.speedtest.net

What is your personal area of expertise? - 10 years ago

[i]Dorothy Parker --- 16 hours ago - quote - hide comments Being a smartass. :)?[/i] HEY! That is what I was going to say ! :)

Is anyone else experiencing - 10 years ago

slow load times here on the forum?? I just did a speedtest and its not my computer. My DL speeds are 53.2 which is smokin' for KW>... Other forums load just fine. But this one is S L O W to load...

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