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deal: Weener Kleener Soap $6.52 (reg $8.99) plus free shipping - 10 years ago

Why do you need a special ring of soap to cleanse your stem? Fact is not everyone does. But you nasty, disease prone uncircumcised animals sporting an anteater with a turtleneck need all the help ...

deal: Beauty Lift High Nose Straightener $74 - 10 years ago

Face it. Your nose looks awful. Get yourself together girl! You're just not as pretty as other women and that's why other women hate you too. Straighten that beak this Christmas season with the Beauty...

deal: Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters $11.47 plus free shipping - 10 years ago

If lovin you is wrong Gingerbread Man, I don't want to be right. During the holiday of peace and love, why not let your loved ones take a piece of this lovin? Christmas is the season to know who...

deal: Twirler pasties - $20/pair - 10 years ago

Is your man up for some motor boatin? Would your man settle for burying his head between a set of twin inboard motors? Ladies, maybe you just want that sense of freedom like you could just fly away...

DEAL: Squatty Potty $24.99 (reg $44.95) - 10 years ago

Poop smarter, not harder. Maybe you're not constipated. Maybe it's your posture. Maybe the real culprit is the inferior design of your porcelain throne. What you need is a 7 inch stool. No, beating...

DEAL: Brazilian Back Hair Removal $15.99 (reg $19.99) + free shipping - 10 years ago

Why face the embarrassment of chimpanzees masturbating furiously as they check you out at the zoo, while your more human ancestors are checking out your date? This is for all you nasty pigs that ap...

Deal: Flask Tie Only $25.30 with free shipping (reg $30) - 10 years ago

Are you one of those dorks that walks around with a mug full of water all day? This gift is not for losers like you. Office cubes, nerdy conferences, non-catholic religious weddings, Sunday Mass - ...

Deal: Fresh Balls Lotion 3 pack for $31.05 (Free shipping for orders of $35 or more) - 10 years ago

Is there anything worse than a set of sweaty, chafing, sticky, sour smelling balls? Well yeah, but until they invent a product for sweaty, chafing, sticky, sour smelling labia, you're going to have to...

Deal: Alligator Pouch Dong Sheath now only $11.27 (free shipping) - 10 years ago

Why they didn't call this thing the Crotchodile, we may never know, but that's beside the point. Works just as good as a manhood...in theory. Comes in soft polyester...as will you. One size f...

Baby Hanger $39.99 - 10 years ago

Let's face it. Lugging around little human larvae is really inconvenient. The little crumb snatchers have a way of getting in the way of life's selfish pleasures. Sometimes mommy wants to take it up t...

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